• Friend: you only like ______ because of his looks.
  • Me: yeah, that's why I bought his album, to listen to his face.
  • me in the morning: i'm tired don't look at me
  • me at school: i'm tired don't touch me
  • me after school: i'm tired don't talk to me
  • me blogging at 3 in the morning: hey guys i have so much energy who wants to swim to africa and back?????